crazy things happen when you are in your 50"s......it's called life!

I begin this post after having surgery on my Achilles tendon:I ruptured it jumping off the diving board....Kim says it was from showing off! I do a mean can opener!


 4 days out.......I AM A moment without pain. froget fixin the typo's.  last night i thought i was in hell.The block on my leg was wearing off..................oh yea it hurts......... pillows piled a mile high, with sheets and blamkets pulling off both ends of the bed just waiting to trip me up and grab the good leg. i go to roll off the bed because i have got to P, yes badly....with sheets and blankets cuaght around my legs that i am sure it is satan himself.....i am trying to wheel a 200 pound dead leg to the bathroom on a scooter that doesn't care where you will lay it  as long as your hands have something to crab on to, when you transition you weight which they don't...... the wait of the 200 lb cast starts pulling you down towards the commaode and you are hoping your  butt hits it beofre the other leg gives way.....as my hands are sliding down the wall i am sliding down towards the floor i hear my sweetheart snoring away in his dremas ......as i try not to slide down the wall i start sliding faster, i go faster and faster until my but hits the top of the new potty extension, while my hands crasp at the extension hoping it does not pop out of the commode...  then after you are down you think oh i hope i can pull myelf up.....i am sure toilet paper holder is not going to do it, but my sweat heart is snoring............................i finally get my leg up on the scooter and then start fighting with the panites that are half off one cheek the other end caught on the toes of a 200 pund cast tht wants to spring me over the handle bars and back into bed..............next time i'll just wet the bed.........
Blessings,
Gina